[A vein in his forehead pops out a little. Why does he even try sometimes. Why.]

The only kind of gift I'll be giving you is a swift kick to the head. The morons that run this place made sure you had one, all of us own one as well. Why don't you take a quick look at your back.

[Just because he wants to see his reaction, as if he couldn't already hear it in his head already.]